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  "textContent": "HENDERSON, NV—Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different impression as to which of the world’s horrific news stories they were discussing. According to sources, the four friends emphatically concurred that everything was really bleak […]\n\nThe post Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed appeared first on The Onion.",
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