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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-14T13:00:00.000Z",
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    "Parenting",
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    "Vol 62: Issue 6",
    "Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less",
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  "textContent": "UKIAH, CA—Calling the blatant display of favoritism unfair to both his child and the other players on the field, local father David McKenzie reportedly stormed over to the sidelines of an ongoing youth soccer game Saturday afternoon to demand that the coach play his unathletic son less. “Josh has been on the field for 20 […]\n\nThe post Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less"
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