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  "textContent": "LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the lessons of history, the Central Intelligence Agency came under fire Friday for arming a group of rowdy 7-year-olds in the town of Heronburg, OH. “Last I checked, the American people were never consulted about whether they wanted […]\n\nThe post CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds appeared first on The Onion.",
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