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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-13T21:30:49.000Z",
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    "Vol 62: Issue 19",
    "‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition",
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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated announced Wednesday that it would be removing all the distracting models from the magazine’s swimsuit edition. “It has come to our attention that the buxom women we usually feature in our swimsuit issues have been inadvertently […]\n\nThe post ‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition"
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