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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-12T13:00:00.000Z",
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    "Vol 62: Issue 19",
    "Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.",
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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—Admitting that it had cast a long shadow over his otherwise successful time in America, despondent Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani told reporters Tuesday that he figured he would have met Steve-O by now after eight years in the United States. “I saw Steve-O on TV so many times growing up, so when I first […]\n\nThe post Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S."
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