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  "path": "/celtics-attempt-to-lure-giannis-by-announcing-payton-pritchard-his-brother-now/",
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    "Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now",
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  "textContent": "BOSTON—In an effort to entice Giannis Antetokounmpo to join the franchise, the Boston Celtics announced Tuesday that guard Payton Pritchard was now the two-time MVP’s brother. “We understand it would be difficult for Giannis to leave Thanasis and Alex behind in Milwaukee, but we want him to know his beloved brother Payton is already right […]\n\nThe post Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now"
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