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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision to replace the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s original coconut flavor with blue raspberry. “For more than a century, a statue of Abraham Lincoln has gazed out over the reflecting pool that bears his name and that […]\n\nThe post Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry"
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