Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors

WASHINGTON—Authorities in the nation’s capital reportedly unearthed the bodies of more than 150 former Trump advisors Thursday after a worker stumbled upon what appeared to be a mass grave on the grounds of the White House. Investigators were called to the scene after a groundskeeper performing routine landscaping around the North Lawn’s fountain noticed a […] The post Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors appeared first on The Onion.