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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—In an effort to ensure his good deed did not go unseen and unappreciated, customer Angus Helms waited until the barista was watching to disarm a gunman at Highland Ground coffee shop, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Dammit, she’s still got her head down to empty out the cash register for this guy, and if I grab […]\n\nThe post Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman appeared first on The Onion.",
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