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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged lead voice actor Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbing Bible verses Thursday. “The line is ‘Is that lasagna I smell?’ not ‘A companion of gluttons shames his father,’ ” said Dindal, storming into the […]\n\nThe post ‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses"
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