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  "textContent": "PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie Phanatic. “This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on the field,” said García, nervously gripping […]\n\nThe post Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic"
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