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  "textContent": "Amidst rising costs and concerns about long-term prospects, more young Americans are forgoing traditional higher education paths in favor of vocational schools. The Onion lays out the costs and benefits of each option. Exposure To ElevatorsCollege: Moderate Trade School: Extreme Most Popular MajorCollege: Bible studies Trade School: Bible maintenance CourseworkCollege: One-credit bowling class taken 96 […]\n\nThe post College Vs. Trade School appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "College Vs. Trade School"
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