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    "Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early",
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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly Monday night after Anna Wintour’s parents reportedly got home early. According to sources, the sight of the Met Gala co-chair’s parents pulling into the Metropolitan Museum of Art driveway caused considerable alarm and distress among the […]\n\nThe post Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early"
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