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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly broke another blender Wednesday during an attempt to make oil out of charcoal. “Ugh, we made smoke instead of gas, but we’re getting close—I think we just need one more […]\n\nThe post Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal appeared first on The Onion.",
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