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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-22T13:00:00.000Z",
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    "Entertainment",
    "Disney",
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    "Vol 62: Issue 16",
    "Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before",
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  "textContent": "BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. “Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what […]\n\nThe post Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before"
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