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  "textContent": "THOMASVILLE, GA—Paralyzed by the weight of the choice before him, local man Sam Corrigan reportedly spent several agonizing minutes Monday deciding which of his shirts was worthy of the single wooden hanger he owns. “I mean…it should probably be something with a collar, right?” said Corrigan, quietly holding up a nice $60 button-up he got on […]\n\nThe post Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger appeared first on The Onion.",
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