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  "textContent": "ATLANTA—Forced to call off the approximately $4 billion journey around the moon due to unforeseen delays experienced by its four-member crew, NASA confirmed Thursday that the Artemis II mission failed Thursday after astronauts missed their connecting flight in Atlanta. “We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, […]\n\nThe post Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta appeared first on The Onion.",
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