Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating

ANN ARBOR, MI—Presenting data that quantified a fact already widely accepted as true, scientists at the University of Michigan released a study Wednesday proving that 97% of all sounds were infuriating. “A meta-analysis of research across the entire field of acoustics confirms that nearly every noise produced, whether artificial or natural, is completely enraging,” said […] The post Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating appeared first on The Onion.