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  "path": "/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/",
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    "Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million",
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  "textContent": "BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already beloved character, a new report released Wednesday by Gower Street Analytics concluded that Disney’s decision not to call its upcoming Star Wars film The Baby Yoda Movie would cost the studio roughly $900 million. “By naming the film The Mandalorian And […]\n\nThe post Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million"
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