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  "textContent": "ITASCA, IL—In what researchers are hailing as an incredible breakthrough in the understanding of early childhood development, a study published Friday by the American Academy of Pediatrics concluded that most infants can respond to the rustling of a potato chip bag three weeks after they are born. “Our trials have demonstrated that newborns will startle […]\n\nThe post Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Study: Infants Respond To Rustling Of Potato Chip Bag As Early As 3 Weeks"
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