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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—Raising the alarm about an increasingly unstable labor market, economists at Columbia University warned in a report published Wednesday that even their friend’s son who went to business school hadn’t been able to find a job. “Americans’ employment prospects must be truly dire if Natalie’s son Trevor is still stuck working at Best Buy,” […]\n\nThe post Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job"
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