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    "Vol 62: Issue 12",
    "Mom, Dad Disagree About How Dad Likes Eggs",
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  "textContent": "CINCINNATI—With their adult child watching in silence as they bickered openly in front of patrons at the Park Diner, local parents Steven and Lorraine Helms were reportedly disagreeing Tuesday about how Dad likes his eggs. “No, I tried making them over-hard that one time, and it ruined your whole day, remember?” said Lorraine Helms, who […]\n\nThe post Mom, Dad Disagree About How Dad Likes Eggs appeared first on The Onion.",
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