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  "textContent": "Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare sued a patient who refused to depart her room after being discharged last October, claiming she is diverting resources that could be used to help others. What do you think?\n\nThe post Florida Hospital Sues To Evict Patient Discharged 5 Months Ago appeared first on The Onion.",
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