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    "Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman",
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  "textContent": "PASADENA, CA—In what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study Thursday revealing that up to 93% of American baby boomers were fathered by a single virile milkman. “Our extensive DNA analysis shows that one hyper-fertile dairy deliveryman going about his […]\n\nThe post Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman appeared first on The Onion.",
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