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  "textContent": "PIKEVILLE, KY—Speculating that a new path in life might improve his job prospects, unemployed man Ian Hampel, 36, told reporters Tuesday that he was considering going back to school to become an AI. “I can see the writing on the wall: If I want to stay relevant in the workforce, I’m going to need to […]\n\nThe post Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI appeared first on The Onion.",
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