‘Do It!’ Shout Wincing Trump Boys Cutting Off Hair To Avoid Draft

WASHINGTON—Whimpering at the butter knife clutched in his brother’s hand, a wincing Donald Trump Jr. reportedly shouted “Do it!” Wednesday as he and Eric Trump prepared to cut off their hair to avoid a U.S. military draft. “Come on, Eric, do it quick, before I change my mind,” said Donald Jr., who squeezed his eyes […] The post ‘Do It!’ Shout Wincing Trump Boys Cutting Off Hair To Avoid Draft appeared first on The Onion.