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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—In a recorded discussion posted to the newspaper’s YouTube channel, opinion columnists for The New York Times reportedly held a roundtable Thursday to determine what, exactly, was wrong with them. “It is a tragedy that there is something wrong with us; it is a larger tragedy we have not yet been able to pinpoint what precisely […]\n\nThe post ‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them appeared first on The Onion.",
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