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  "textContent": "DENVER—Saying strange formatting and grammatical mistakes were a dead giveaway that such messages weren’t to be trusted, local IT specialist Mark Tapley warned employees this week not to trust emails he sends after a few drinks. “Personal security is my priority here, so I’d advise everyone in the office to disregard any emails they receive […]\n\nThe post IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks appeared first on The Onion.",
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