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  "textContent": "United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a permanent ban. What do you think?\n\nThe post United Airlines To Kick Off Passengers Who Refuse To Use Headphones appeared first on The Onion.",
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