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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Having abandoned his pledge not to let construction interfere with the plane’s existing structure or aerodynamic design, President Donald Trump defended on Thursday his decision to add a “magnificent” neoclassical ballroom to Air Force One. Trump, who appeared dismissive of photos that showed an excavator ripping into the famed Boeing 747, told reporters that demolishing […]\n\nThe post Trump Defends Addition Of Ballroom To Air Force One appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One"
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