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  "textContent": "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S. and Israeli military operation, with the Iranian government announcing 40 days of public mourning following the death of the 86-year-old leader. What do you think?\n\nThe post Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike appeared first on The Onion.",
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