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  "textContent": "The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a snowball fight in Washington Square Park, charging him with assaulting a police officer, obstructing governmental administration, and disorderly conduct. What do you think?\n\nThe post NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball appeared first on The Onion.",
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