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    "Vol 62: Issue 9",
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    "Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Saying he just had a “gut feeling” about the U.S.-backed airstrike, President Trump announced Monday that he’d won $60 on Kalshi after betting that he would bomb Iran. “The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the United States would hit,” said Trump, […]\n\nThe post Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran"
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