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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-02T22:02:38.000Z",
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  "textContent": "According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for a lost tooth has increased to $5.84 per tooth, up 17% from last year. What do you think?\n\nThe post Price Of Teeth Rises appeared first on The Onion.",
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