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  "textContent": "Sure, you denied yourself many things as you scrimped and saved enough for a down payment on a home, but it’ll all be worth it when your father calls it a total dump. Reference #59893\n\nThe post 15 Years Of Saving Just For Your Dad To Call It A Shack appeared first on The Onion.",
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