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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—Urging the next generation of NBA talent to learn from his mistakes and avoid going down the wrong path, Shaquille O’Neal issued a stern warning Monday to young basketball players not to star in a movie about a genie. “When you come into the league and suddenly have all this money and fame, it’s easy […]\n\nThe post Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie appeared first on The Onion.",
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