Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room

MILAN—Rushing around the dormitory in order to conceal evidence of their recent activity, the dozens of athletes engaging in a raucous Olympic Village fuckfest Thursday were reportedly forced to fake having a Bible study session just as several members of the curling team entered the room. “Oh! Uh, hey there, we were just taking a […] The post Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room appeared first on The Onion.