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  "textContent": "AKRON, OH—Replying to a sparse text thread that had been only marginally active over the past few years, the nation’s friends from college announced Thursday that they would need someone to lean on during their divorce. “We know that we kind of fell off the face of the earth after getting married, but the divorce […]\n\nThe post Nation’s Friends From College Announce They Need Someone To Lean On During Divorce appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Nation’s Friends From College Announce They Need Someone To Lean On During Divorce"
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