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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell on Monday that a simple “I’m sorry” could make all this go away. “We’re just asking for two simple words that demonstrate you feel a sense of regret for the harm you […]\n\nThe post Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away"
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