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    "Donald Trump",
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    "Vol 61: Issue 46",
    "Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country",
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  "textContent": "WILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot […]\n\nThe post Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country appeared first on The Onion.",
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