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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the American Dream, President Donald Trump announced Friday that his direct-to-consumer website TrumpRx would offer a $1 million citizenship pill. “Instead of sitting through a stupid test and having to attend some boring oath ceremony, you […]\n\nThe post TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill appeared first on The Onion.",
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