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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-06T21:01:50.000Z",
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    "Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign city of Santa Clara. “I can put up with pandering to international markets when it’s some fucking regular-season Jags bullshit, but this is the biggest game of […]\n\nThe post Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara"
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