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  "path": "/2026/06/23/4d-chess-trump-makes-reflecting-pool-even-swampier-so-it-will-reflect-d-c-more-accurately-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant move of 4D chess, President Donald Trump made the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool even more swamp-like to better reflect the reality of the nation’s capital.",
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