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  "path": "/2026/06/22/reflecting-pool-algae-surges-ahead-of-kamala-in-2028-democrat-presidential-polls-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON, D.C. — The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris in polls for the Democratic Party’s 2028 presidential nomination.",
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