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  "path": "/2026/06/18/iran-wins-300-billion-cash-prize-for-placing-second-in-war-satire/",
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  "textContent": "TEHRAN — The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second place in the war against the U.S.",
  "title": "Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War (Satire)"
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