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  "path": "/2026/06/13/elon-musk-credits-trillionaire-status-to-dave-ramsey-envelope-system-satire/",
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  "textContent": "U.S. — After making history by becoming the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully following the Dave Ramsey envelope system.",
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