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  "path": "/2026/06/11/elon-musk-confirms-he-will-soon-have-enough-money-to-become-batman-satire/",
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  "textContent": "AUSTIN, TX — As the richest man in the world approaches a net worth of $1 trillion, Musk confirmed that he would soon have enough money to officially become the Batman.",
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