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  "path": "/2026/06/04/intensive-bible-study-reveals-elijah-and-elisha-are-two-different-people-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two different people.",
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