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  "path": "/2026/05/29/as-gas-crisis-worsens-congress-assures-americans-they-are-working-hard-on-regulating-ncaa-transfer-portal-satire/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused on fixing the issues with the NCAA transfer portal.",
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