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  "path": "/2026/05/26/weird-high-school-valedictorian-not-asian-satire/",
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  "textContent": "LA PUENTE, CA — Bucking years of tradition, the valedictorian at a local high school is reportedly not in any way Asian.",
  "title": "Weird: High School Valedictorian Not Asian (Satire)"
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